Tuesday, September 04, 2007

I'm cooler than you, and I can prove it!

I got the Collector's Edition of Serenity. Ha ha! You're green because you're jealous, I don't want to hear nothing about having just eaten bad moo goo gai pan then rode the Teacups. You're fooling yourself.

11 comments:

Ali said...

Neat. Right now I can't justify buying a second copy, nifty though it may be. Hope you enjoy it. You'll have to tell us all about the super duper new & improved extras.

Jenny said...

Yes, but Whit...do you own a brown coat?

Ali said...

Or, how 'bout an orange hat with earflaps?

-John said...

...there are soooo many ways to make fun of you right now, Mr. Luckless. I have to stop thinking about it lest I suffer an aneurysm...Oh, I can't help it.

(Now imagine I'm John C. McGinley from Scrubs) Let me tell you something, Olivia, just because you purchased a THING, despite what the little television ads disrupting you're daily viewing of "The Cutsy Wootsy Fairyland Hour" tell you, THINGS do not, I repeat, DO NOT make you cool. Sure, Daisy, you can collect little pieces of plastic that make pretty lights and sounds that tickle your tiny little excuse for a brain, but coolness is state of mind and being. Something that is either given by genetics, cultivated carefully, or NOT EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT and done naturally. Coolness is not simply bought at a two-for-one sale at Wal-Mart. Just do me a favor, Nancy, think about it a little harder before you go blowing your trumpet covered in My Little Pony stickers about how cool you are, and save us all a little bit of time.

Besides, I'm cooler, because MY copy is signed by Morena Baccarin. So there. :P

Whittaker Luckless said...

Morena Baccarin. That's pretty sweet.

Mine's signed by Joss Whedon.

Jenny said...

Mine has a pin-up picture of Capt Tightpants, in a lonely brown coat.... Signed by the whole cast and crew....In gold ink.

Whittaker Luckless said...

Mine has a rocket pack.

-John said...

Mine comes with real Karate-chop action!

Debbie said...

I'm too cool to even comment on this.

But I do have a brown coat!

Whittaker Luckless said...

I had a bracelet that said *BROWNCOAT*. But due to shoddy workmanship, I wear it no longer. And now I am sad.

Ali said...

I hear ya, Deb. I'm right there with ya :)